Frequently Asked Questions
We get asked a lot of the same questions, so we created a drinking game for it. This page is an attempt to save our livers. If your question isn't answered below, send us a chat.
1. How long does shipping take?
Okay, listen. We know you clicked a button and you want your shirt NOW. We work with a manufacturer that makes our shirts per order. It typically takes 1-3 days to produce the shirt, then another 3-6 days to show up at your door. They are against hiring magical elves or other magical creatures to speed up the process (trust us, we've asked).
2. Do I get a tracking number?
Are we heathens? Of course, we provide tracking. You will get an email with your tracking number when your order is shipped. When will your order ship? Read question 1.
3. Are your shirts 100% cotton?
No joke, this is a weird question. Why are you asking this? If you MUST know, we print our shirts on Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey T-Shirts, Gilden 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirts, Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve T-Shirts, or Gildan 2000 Ultra Cotton T-Shirts. All of which are made of 100% cotton.
4. Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Hey, pal. When you buy our stuff, you can’t return it. We’re sorry. We have a guy, Jimmy, and he gives us this really good discount on t-shirts and if we allowed you guys to return things, he may or may not break our ankles if he knew about it. So please, make sure you have the right size and shirt when checking out. However, we aren't totally *Kayne West autotune voice* heartless. If you have an issue, feel free to chat us or send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.